Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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