After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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