Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
This is the prime rib incident all over again
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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