So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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