Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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