Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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