fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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