The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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