you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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