i barfeds in our rink
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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