you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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