Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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