absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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