just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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