p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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