Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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