Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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