I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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