I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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