Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We named our party play list daddy issues
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
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