I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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