she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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