Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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