Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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