Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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