i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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