After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i used baking grease as lip gloss
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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