she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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