If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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