sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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