My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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