There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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