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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I would ride that face into the sunset
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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