im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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