quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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