I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
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I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
we should paint friendship bongs
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