She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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