You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
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I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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