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My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.

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(630): View more from Illinois

if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems

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(541): View more from Oregon

we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.

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(630): View more from Illinois

he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience

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(406): View more from Montana

Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls

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(404): View more from Georgia

I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.

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(561): View more from Florida

I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?

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