i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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