Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
He better not be in your backpack
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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