you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
