i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
