what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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