I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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