Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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