What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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