Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
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We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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