oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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