did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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