i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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