She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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