last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
